In a glass case on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium rests a neon pink suit performed in by Robbie Williams. His concert in front of a hundred thousand spectators was considered a major hit.
You might not enjoy his music. You might think he is the greatest gift to music the world has ever seen. Alternatively, you may hold a reasonable stance, admitting that some hits are fantastic while others are awful.
The point being is that enjoyment can manifest in countless ways. Tastes vary. There is no universal formula to produce music or even Test cricket.
The Incomparable Variety of The Test Format
Test cricket boasts peerless complexity. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon external factors.
The elements, the hour of play, the red ball – the variables are numerous. Most important is the pitch.
If Test cricket is art, the wicket is the canvas on which the athletes paint their masterpiece.
A Broken-Down Battle: The MCG Match
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was the game deconstructed, the traditional sport taken to pieces and reassembled in abstract form.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the pitch which resulted in a victory and the second two-day Test of the series.
Leaving 10mm of grass on the surface, leading to a cascade of wickets falling in less than a brief period, is not an even battle between offense and defense.
A Rich Tapestry: The Core of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as not a proper Test, is mistaken.
The long game is a diverse canvas, 2,615 parts and still growing. At times, as seen at the MCG, the cricket ball does all sorts for the seamers. Other times, it grips and turns on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are all the more thrilling owing to the investment devoted elsewhere.
Problem Solving: The Core Skill
Certain variables are tolerated more easily than others.
The argument in during the match was that the balance was skewed excessively towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about problem solving – reading the conditions and adapting effectively. The best individual innings were made by acknowledged players. One line-up was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Unbridled Joy: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the fans who have experienced a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
In a corner of the stadium, thousands made noise and created an atmosphere, producing a party atmosphere in a bastion of sport.
There was hope as the bowlers surged, momentum when batters scored quickly, and pure joy when the result was secured.
Polar Opposites: The Spectrum of Test Matches
The MCG has a history with difficult wickets. Eight years ago, a game there featured a pitch with all the life of a a damp squib.
That fixture was a slog, with limited drama and interminable tedium. The latest encounter and that previous match are extreme ends of the range – both are not the standard, yet historical weight can be found in both.
Four Tests into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the history books.
"Far from being the demise of the long game at all," observed a veteran. "Spectators who have been fortunate to see these two days have been given some genuine drama. A unique show."
Signs of Progress: Building for the Future
In the lead-in to this match, the skipper spoke like a man carrying the weight of the world on his mind.
The team protected him, reinstating the joy to his persona.
New faces stepped up with key contributions. These are incremental gains, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but something to use as a platform.
Ultimately, this MCG win is added to other notable performances in dead rubbers.
As the fans slipped away into a beautiful night, the squad congregated on the outfield to start their own enjoyment.
Enjoy the drink, lads. It's well deserved.